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Previously someone told:
 
1. There is nothing I like doing more than watching wholesome old ladies bake pies
2. I love boobs <<< But do they love you back? <<< boobs love everyone back! <<< I have yet to meet a boob that I loved and it didn't love me back.
3. depressed people just need more boobs in their lives <<< this is true
4. depressed people just need more boobs in their lives
5. Can you Brits just kindly fuck off and actually leave the EU without being a bunch of overly dramatic cunts about it? Thanks. <<< I never knew you could want to punch someone in the face so bad until I saw Nigel Farage
6. So yesterday I made my last payment for a 10 years loan I made to buy my own house, and oh it felt glorious
7. I love boobs <<< But do they love you back? <<< boobs love everyone back!
8. Can you Brits just kindly fuck off and actually leave the EU without being a bunch of overly dramatic cunts about it? Thanks.
9. I love boobs <<< But do they love you back?
10. I love boobs
11. Life is much better and far less stressful when you choose to never interact with the opposite sex at all <<< sex doll ftw
12. I put strawberry jelly on my anus every morning to prevent anus cancer. I've been doing this for 8 years and no cancer! <<< The results really speak for themselves. All that's left to do now is to add a random ingredient to make a lotion and patent your new anal cream for mad profits. <<< I will cut you in on exactly .01% of the profits <<< Don't do that I'm homeless and would probably just buy drugs with that money. <<< I am homefull and will only use it to buy drugs
13. Life is much better and far less stressful when you choose to never interact with the opposite sex at all
14. Dating for everyone. Just do it! Follow this link: http://bit.do/fJrxN?h=f2d4f2bc23776773ed46bf09731740e8&
15. I put strawberry jelly on my anus every morning to prevent anus cancer. I've been doing this for 8 years and no cancer! <<< The results really speak for themselves. All that's left to do now is to add a random ingredient to make a lotion and patent your new anal cream for mad profits. <<< I will cut you in on exactly .01% of the profits <<< Don't do that I'm homeless and would probably just buy drugs with that money.
16. I enjoy spicy foods
17. oo
18. OGC looks like someone fapping and OCE is them afterwards
19. My faith in humanity is near zero but I am optimistic about our robotic overlords in the near future <<< Well done
20. I put strawberry jelly on my anus every morning to prevent anus cancer. I've been doing this for 8 years and no cancer! <<< The results really speak for themselves. All that's left to do now is to add a random ingredient to make a lotion and patent your new anal cream for mad profits. <<< I will cut you in on exactly .01% of the profits