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Rest in Peace, Meatloaf!
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I had the weirdest wet dream last night. I went behind a door to go to the toilet then started peeing into a shoe.
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Did everyone get or give their New Year's BJ at midnight on the first? <<< I got one and came just as the clock hit midnight <<<
Starting the year off right!
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Did everyone get or give their New Year's BJ at midnight on the first? <<<
I got one and came just as the clock hit midnight
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Did everyone get or give their New Year's BJ at midnight on the first? <<<
Sure did! Gave AND got one.
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Did everyone get or give their New Year's BJ at midnight on the first?
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i rememberThis site is officially dead now, I got to be the last person to post a message here, yay! Hello visitor from the future, you're a little late to the party but this site used to be awesome like 10 years ago <<<
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loneliness
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Happy New Year Everyone
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This random message is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be <<< Hitman? <<<
you got it
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Did everyone have a good Christmas? <<<
Yes, I did, thank you for asking.
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This random message is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be <<<
Hitman?
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How do you think the world will end and when? I think we're pretty much screwed due to climate change and should be gone in around 100 years
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Did everyone have a good Christmas?
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Fuck everyone. All y'all motherfucking cocksucking bitch ass niggas in the world can suck a volcanic cum dick and fucking die. Assholes. Bitches. Cunts. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit cock cock cock die die die. <<<
Ahh, your mother finally allowed you to use the internet without her guidance.
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TIFU by ordering boiled rice with my Chinese takeaway instead of fried <<<
lol, dumbass
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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you ate it away. This year, to save me from hunger, I'll give it to someone hungry.
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TIFU by ordering boiled rice with my Chinese takeaway instead of fried
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I want to lick between every one of Ariel Winter's toes <<<
Me too, but not after you did, that would be gross.
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I saw Killer Bean Forever the other night, and that is low-key a badass flick. I didn't expect a movie about coffee beans fighting to be so exciting. Apparently the dude who made it helped with the fight choreography on Matrix Reloaded,
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